So in the negotiations for the conditions of employment the following statements may be heard: 'Ah yes, and besides the holiday pay and an additional month's salary in december I would like to have stated in my contract that I may leave my work twice a month to climb the rocks of my choice. With a climbing partner, ofcourse, who needs the same clause in his/hers contract. Which you will arrange as well.' har, har ! The good times are coming.
(p.s. the article above is fake and has no relation whatsoever with this blog post)