Some fine sarcastic remarks to put someone off if needed....- This isn't a office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- You!!.... off my planet!
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Suburbia: whert they tear out the trees an then name streets after them.
- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Okay, okay, I take it back! UN-fuck you!
- Chaos, panic and disorder; my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
