1/07/2010

New Years Resolutions - Sarcastic Remarks to help you through the day

Some fine sarcastic remarks to put someone off if needed....

- This isn't a office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

- You!!.... off my planet!

- Does your train of thought have a caboose?

- Allow me to introduce my selves.

- Suburbia: whert they tear out the trees an then name streets after them.

- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

- Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

- Okay, okay, I take it back! UN-fuck you!

- Chaos, panic and disorder; my work here is done.

- How do I set a laser printer to stun?

1/04/2010

Dave Grahams The Island (V15) repeated by Vincent Pochon

Happy thoughts and many happy memories for the coming climbing adventures in 2010. This footage is from Dave Graham climbing The Island (V15) in Coquibus, Rumont, Fontainebleau, now repeated by Vincent Pochon.