New Years Resolutions - Sarcastic Remarks to help you through the day

Some fine sarcastic remarks to put someone off if needed....

- This isn't a office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

- You!!.... off my planet!

- Does your train of thought have a caboose?

- Allow me to introduce my selves.

- Suburbia: whert they tear out the trees an then name streets after them.

- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

- Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

- Okay, okay, I take it back! UN-fuck you!

- Chaos, panic and disorder; my work here is done.

- How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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